​The interview with a kiddo: part I

First of all, I would like to introduce you to my cousin. She doesn’t want to go her name on internet, and as she is young, I’ll call her “kiddo” throughout the interview. She is 10 y.o. and pretty smart. She is so talkative that I always try to get her to let me talk. But this day, I decided to interview her and let her talk and she totally nailed it.

M:me.  K: kiddo

M: So, Hi Kiddo.

K: Hi, so what are we doing? Why are you recording what I am saying? Is this….

M: I am gonna interview you.

K: wow this is gonna be fun. I like interviews and…

M: OK, so tell me  how would you define life?

K: life is a journey in which you come across various landforms like rivers, valleys, mountains, lakes, islands and all those things. And for the music part of my brain, it would mean that life is a piano and you walk through the piano. If the black keys represent sadness and white keys represent happiness, then you have a bunch of both in life. I would also say that life is like an abstract painting, you’ve got everything different than others. So I would like to advise you that live your life the fullest, ’cause you only get to live once.

M: what do you think happens after death?

K: as I said in the first answer, if you have been on the white keys, done good deeds, you get to live in the land of your favorite characters. For girls it would be Cinderella, Rapunzel etc. And for boys it would be cars. And if you have done bad deeds, you get to live with witches and vampires.

M: OK.
The interview doesn’t end here. Actually the interview was of 10 mins and 14 secs. So I decided to make it into parts. Please tell me if you like this so that I can do more like these.

PS- I swear my cousin, herself gave these answers. She is mature for her age.