​Why does my dog bring dead animals to me vs Why does my cat bring dead animals to me

                Dogs have been evolved from wolves. They used to live in packs. Pet dogs thinks of its family as it’s own pack and the owner, generally 1 or 2 people, is the pack leader. In nature, every animal that lives in groups preys on Animals, and brings it to the pack leader. The pack leader divides the dead animal for each member. Same thing happens here. The dog brings the food to you, as you are the pack leader.

                 But it’s not the same with cats. They kinda think of us as their young ones. After all, they are superior to us! So, if your cat ever brings you a dead animal, she is trying to teach you how to prey. She will further bring you half-dead Animals, if you are able to pass the test(!) , she will take you on an adventure of killing animals!

                So, you better practice preying before your cat decides that you are a lazy fella. 

things humans should learn from Animals 

               Do you know, when a baby giraffe comes out of the mother’s womb, he falls on the ground from 10 feet generally on his back. 

                The baby giraffe immediately rolls over and tucks his legs under his body.

                 Here, mother giraffe teaches its baby a lesson of lifetime. She kicks him hard. The baby rolls over. She keeps kicking him till he doesn’t get up. When he gets up, she kicks for the last time, so that he remembers how he got up.

                 This is important for animals to survive who have to get up immediately after they’ve fallen.

“Next time you get kicked, baby giraffe, remember you have got kicked just so you remember how you got up. “

Reasons I like animals 

  1.  Animals forgive easily, but never forget what you did and take precautions. [Human beings do the opposite. They forget what you did (good or bad) but never forgive you]
  2. Animals are loyal. 
  3. Animals are honest. If you don’t like them, they’ll show that, they won’t gossip about you in your absence.
  4. They don’t judge you.
  5. They won’t befriend you according to your popularity.
  6. They’re innocent (I) What they think, they do.
  7. They’re innocent (II) ever heard of any animal killing someone not for food?
  8. They have the attitude!
  9. They don’t just approach human beings and attack them. 
  10. They’re cute!! 

How would a dog react if I try to lick its face 

        Have you ever thought about weird things? Like, how would a dog react if I try to lick its face? Just like he licks. Maybe he won’t behave differently. After all, he does that too! I tried to find out. I didn’t lick any dogs face, myself, but imagined what would happen.

  How would a dog react if I try to lick its face:-

Yesterday, I was woken up by some licks on my face, by my dog. It was gross (according to my mother), but I sort of liked it. After all, it was my dog’s way of showing affection. 

Then, after getting ready, I don’t know what struck me, I decided to lick him the same way he did. And I licked him. This was his reaction:- 

After that, he stared at me for the long time, suspiciously. He maintained a distance from me.

But I would definitely say, it was not worth it. He tastes ridiculous. Yuck!
PS- it’s purely a work of fiction. I have not licked any dog and surely don’t plan to. 

If you want me to write some weird stuff like this, please comment suggestions below .

Can someone define life?

                  Life is a journey which goes nowhere. It’s just like temple run, where you run aimlessly just for the sake of living. You collect coins, but you don’t actually need them. You just use them for running efficiently. You just keep running endlessly, as you have no destination. You eventually forget the reason you’re running – a beast(your fear). When you make some mistake, the beast immediately appears to warn you again. Finally you fall into the trap of nature and die. And start all over again…